|A diagram of the knee joint (from webmd.boots.com)|
I seemed to have had continually have 'sprained' ankles and knees, I became very good at applying beautiful herringbone patterned support bandages to my ankles. Probably due to my asthma in the summer - we now know I was allergic to grass and tree pollen - and my bronchitis in the winter I didn't 'play out' much, but I can remember sitting with both ankles strapped up jealously listening to everyone else on our street playing some loud game.
|1960's Marmite advert (from Twitter)|
My childhood was dogged with asthma attacks and discovering more and more about my allergies. On being told I was allergic to eggs my mum had the idea of writing to various manufacturers to ask what was in their products, we still have a file of the letters they wrote in reply. Marmite, for example, refused to tell us what their 'secret ingredient' was - these were the days long before compulsory ingredient lists on foods. I am able to eat Marmite quite happily these days, so whatever it was that used to make my skin itchy and shorten my breathing back in the early 1960s must have been removed from their ingredient list at some point.
I can't clearly remember a serious knee incident until I was at secondary school. I was playing netball ... I was quite hopeless at this game being so much shorter than the other girls in my year. I turned and stretched for the ball and my knee just crunched. My memories are a bit vague for the next few hours, but the thing that sticks in my mind is that by the time my mum had got me, lying on the back seat of her little Mini and in huge amounts of pain, to the local hospital in Stafford about nine miles away, my knee had apparently put itself back in place and the doctors could find nothing wrong. I think this incident has coloured the way I handle all subsequent incidents of my knee problems.
|A very scary looking dust mite (from Wikipedia)|
After we moved north and I left home to live in first Doncaster and then Sheffield my asthma continued to be a problem until one memorable winter, probably 1983, when I was admitted to the Northern General hospital after an asthma attack that had frightened my new flat mates to the extent that they called an ambulance. The follow up appointments led to me being prescribed a drug that I still take which controls my asthma wonderfully. Thank goodness!
I can remember problems with my ankles and knees throughout that period, but nothing that couldn't be sorted by a support bandage and a few days with my foot up. It was years later that a doctor, surprised by an odd movement in my left ankle, sent me to see a consultant at the Hallamshire. I was subjected to a stress x-ray of the ankle - not recommended! Basically the doctor, wearing a natty lead jacket, pulls on your foot while the radiographer takes the picture. Very painful!
|Walls Viennetta Ice Cream!|
Unfortunately despite recommending an operation to stabilise my very weak ankle when they opened me up they discovered that very little could be done. Apparently the bottom of my fibula (the thinner of the two bones in your lower leg and the one which forms the outer side of the hinge joint of your ankle) looks like a Viennetta (ah ha! now you understand the picture!), with layers of bone chips interspersed with flexible tissue. So nothing for them to screw a metal plate to then ...
The consultant theorised that all my joints are very weak and over flexible. He even demonstrated on my other ankle while I was still under the anaesthetic (a spinal block, as I'd asked if I could stay awake and given my asthma they were very glad to do that) by bending it almost to 90 degrees. *Shudder* One possible cause of this is the high doses of steroids I was given as a child to help with my asthma.
So you win some and you lose some.
I can only imagine that my joint problems are becoming more frequent now because my general health is deteriorating and my muscle tone, never wonderful, is now much, much less due to days and days of not being able to get out of the house. Maybe the yoga I started a few weeks ago will help.
My friends will be happy to hear that at around 1am this morning - I was lying quite still in bed - there was an audible crunch and my knee now appears to be realigned correctly, unfortunately the strain of the last two days means that the pain is still there and I now have it supported in the hopes of preventing it from popping out of joint again while the muscles heal. I will be hobbling around for a few days yet, being very careful when sitting and turning. But, hey, that's no different to usual is it?
If you got this far, thanks for reading. And thanks to the OH for being very patient with me this weekend and apologies to my mum for not being able to visit. We will catch up!